All this time, I never realized I was really:

"Toddler Oak, the jimmy-rustling Nazi, whose destiny is to nibble on AIDS."

Put a ton of hours into this one. Great job! You really balanced out the finer points of TD.

Lots of retro style fun, and I like the throw up a rope and climb anywhere ability. It's like contra with a sense of humor. I enjoy that the henchmen have lives that we end up destroying in this kinda pointless struggle...Would like to see a sequel!

Cool. Makes me think of the beginning of a Japanese kids show or something.